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Rating	Title	Category	Date
7.19	Fleas visit	Travel	03 08 '05
7.09	Ticket please	Travel	15 12 '05
6.99	Helen Clark	Travel	18 08 '05
6.96	Portland Fair	Travel	04 03 '05
6.94	Mental institution	Travel	01 11 '05
6.89	Stopped for speeding	Travel	01 02 '06
6.84	Fred	Travel	20 09 '05
6.83	Not much of a driver	Travel	02 02 '06
6.83	Hitchhiking horror	Travel	03 11 '05
6.79	Foreign language	Travel	25 04 '06
6.74	Cruise ship	Travel	29 11 '05
6.74	Speeding ticket	Travel	07 09 '05
6.74	Aerial Photos	Travel	03 05 '05
6.72	Decoy	Travel	21 04 '05
6.70	Learning to drive	Travel	23 01 '06
6.67	In-Flight Accident	Travel	26 08 '03
6.66	Car accident	Travel	11 07 '06
6.66	Models on a plane	Travel	01 03 '06
6.66	Sport Utility Victim	Travel	02 10 '05
6.66	Private moment	Travel	03 08 '05
6.65	Parking ticket	Travel	17 03 '05
6.63	Intercom	Travel	06 04 '04
6.62	Bus stop	Travel	18 06 '04
6.60	Fat-ass Johnson	Travel	19 06 '05
6.59	Desert restaurant	Travel	30 08 '05
6.57	Parachute jump	Travel	09 10 '05
6.56	Good night!	Travel	15 11 '04
6.54	Lippy bastard	Travel	16 10 '05
6.54	Driving Offence	Travel	09 07 '03
6.50	Red lights	Travel	11 08 '06
6.50	Train trip	Travel	03 07 '06
6.50	Drivers test	Travel	22 05 '06
6.50	Torpedo	Travel	08 05 '06
6.50	Wrong train	Travel	05 10 '05
6.49	Temper tantrum	Travel	15 08 '06
6.49	Looking grouchy	Travel	19 06 '06
6.49	New Cadillac	Travel	23 05 '06
6.49	The animal's warning	Travel	17 05 '05
6.49	Driving Offense	Travel	04 03 '05
6.46	Wagon trouble	Travel	14 07 '04
6.46	Lady Getting On Bus	Travel	11 08 '03
6.44	Old man driving	Travel	08 09 '00
6.42	Hung like a horse	Travel	15 03 '05
6.41	DEA dog on a flight	Travel	06 07 '06
6.40	Keys for the garage	Travel	01 06 '06
6.39	Traffic court	Travel	17 08 '06
6.39	Speed camera	Travel	06 07 '06
6.39	What did he say?	Travel	15 01 '06
6.39	Wrong bus	Travel	20 10 '05
6.39	Thumbs up	Travel	30 08 '00
6.38	Birth control pill	Travel	17 02 '05
6.38	On time	Travel	23 04 '04
6.38	Biggest Hotel Bill	Travel	08 09 '03
6.38	The Fastest Camel	Travel	05 09 '03
6.37	The wrong way	Travel	11 11 '04
6.36	6 years from now	Travel	25 10 '04
6.35	Torpedo	Travel	30 05 '05
6.35	Got a Tiny Ticket	Travel	04 09 '03
6.34	Speeding ticket	Travel	02 12 '04
6.33	In the post	Travel	09 07 '06
6.33	Drunk driver	Travel	15 03 '05
6.28	Ugliest baby	Travel	21 08 '06
6.28	Being A Truck Driver	Travel	17 09 '03
6.27	Return to class	Travel	30 01 '06
6.27	Breathalyzer test	Travel	10 02 '04
6.26	Pulled over	Travel	18 02 '04
6.25	2nd greatest thrill	Travel	02 05 '05
6.25	Departed Grandmother	Travel	26 08 '03
6.24	Harvard graduates	Travel	02 07 '06
6.23	Speeding	Travel	28 02 '05
6.22	Aerial photos	Travel	16 06 '04
6.19	A rare condition	Travel	09 08 '06
6.19	Angle of arrival	Travel	02 05 '05
6.18	Airline food	Travel	19 07 '06
6.16	Pilots nightmare	Travel	03 05 '05
6.15	Pilot to tower	Travel	29 04 '05
6.14	Whipped lashes	Travel	20 09 '05
6.13	Panic on the flight	Travel	20 01 '05
6.09	Fiddle fart	Travel	26 02 '04
6.09	Truckers Blues	Travel	19 06 '03
6.07	Truckers in heaven	Travel	26 02 '04
6.00	Airline security	Travel	15 08 '06
6.00	White horse	Travel	15 01 '06
6.00	Remove before flight	Travel	09 11 '05
5.99	I'd be a bus driver	Travel	12 02 '06
5.99	Late phonecall	Travel	14 11 '05
5.99	Old driver	Travel	14 11 '05
5.99	Sky diving	Travel	25 10 '05
5.99	Play that harmonica	Travel	28 09 '05
5.99	Driving to work	Travel	18 08 '05
5.99	Great landing	Travel	02 05 '05
5.99	Takeoff's	Travel	29 04 '05
5.98	Constipated Car	Travel	26 05 '05
5.98	Speeding ticket	Travel	22 02 '05
5.98	Dead Politicians	Travel	19 09 '03
5.97	Yugo	Travel	17 09 '04
5.95	First class	Travel	29 12 '04
5.93	Anything smaller?	Travel	28 09 '04
5.91	Burger King	Travel	06 04 '04
5.90	Gator Country	Travel	10 09 '03
5.89	Parking Space	Travel	14 08 '03
5.83	Drinking jet fuel	Travel	31 08 '05
5.83	Climb	Travel	03 05 '05
5.82	Puppy photo's	Travel	02 02 '06
5.81	Convention	Travel	30 09 '02
5.80	Islamic militants	Travel	15 08 '06
5.80	Cab ride	Travel	28 09 '05
5.80	Circle fly	Travel	05 11 '04
5.72	Software engineering	Travel	02 05 '05
5.69	Don't help dear	Travel	27 01 '05
5.69	Them Texans	Travel	18 08 '04
5.68	Rolls with a Bed	Travel	21 08 '03
5.67	Alabama Speed Trap	Travel	17 10 '03
5.66	Nervous student	Travel	28 06 '06
5.66	Pulled over	Travel	30 08 '05
5.65	Stressed-out woman	Travel	02 02 '06
5.65	Sex for Dummies	Travel	06 06 '05
5.63	Zipper Alert	Travel	29 09 '03
5.62	Driving Test Pranks	Travel	18 08 '03
5.61	Rectum Stretcher	Travel	07 05 '04
5.60	Seeking instructions	Travel	23 11 '05
5.59	Too much fuel	Travel	02 05 '05
5.59	Contacts	Travel	08 03 '05
5.58	Car Troubles	Travel	20 09 '01
5.57	Train Crash	Travel	13 06 '02
5.56	Fast Driving	Travel	30 07 '03
5.53	Dead scare	Travel	27 08 '04
5.51	Never say to a cop..	Travel	27 01 '05
5.50	Hit-and-run victim	Travel	11 08 '06
5.50	Map on the wall	Travel	11 08 '05
5.50	Not late	Travel	31 07 '05
5.49	12 mile march	Travel	16 02 '06
5.49	Vacation	Travel	13 11 '05
5.48	Two Sea Monsters	Travel	07 02 '05
5.48	New Rolls-Royce	Travel	16 11 '04
5.47	Pig in bullbar	Travel	03 01 '05
5.46	Box Office	Travel	02 02 '05
5.45	Emergency brake	Travel	09 08 '04
5.44	Airline Shuffle	Travel	20 09 '01
5.42	Out of gas	Travel	22 02 '05
5.39	Vietnam	Travel	26 06 '05
5.36	Night flight	Travel	25 01 '05
5.35	Smart-Ass Cop	Travel	21 10 '04
5.34	Cabbies	Travel	27 09 '04
5.33	Dead animal	Travel	21 08 '06
5.33	Coors drunk driving	Travel	18 07 '06
5.33	Safety competition	Travel	06 06 '06
5.33	carpooling	Travel	27 04 '06
5.33	Oil presidents	Travel	17 04 '06
5.33	Do you have the time	Travel	17 04 '06
5.33	Accident claim	Travel	24 10 '05
5.33	Float plane	Travel	22 09 '05
5.32	Silly Drunk	Travel	10 02 '04
5.31	Drunk Driver	Travel	25 02 '04
5.31	Women Driver	Travel	30 09 '02
5.30	Minister and a Cowbo	Travel	06 08 '04
5.28	Speeding Ticket	Travel	30 05 '03
5.25	New Popemobile	Travel	31 05 '05
5.24	Water into wine	Travel	20 07 '06
5.24	Two cowboys	Travel	23 01 '06
5.24	Blew a seal	Travel	04 12 '05
5.24	Martha Stewart	Travel	18 04 '05
5.24	Smoking section	Travel	20 01 '05
5.21	Plane Crash	Travel	13 08 '03
5.19	I need a push	Travel	19 03 '06
5.19	Mistaken diagnosis	Travel	21 08 '05
5.17	Children and spouses	Travel	20 01 '05
5.15	How you feeling?	Travel	17 05 '05
5.15	Beckham	Travel	04 01 '05
5.14	Coffee & a blow job	Travel	11 08 '04
5.11	Ticket please	Travel	15 08 '06
5.08	No land yet	Travel	22 07 '04
5.07	Anchor's away!	Travel	26 10 '04
5.07	On Flight 167	Travel	29 08 '00
5.05	Limo service	Travel	16 06 '04
5.04	Mayonnaise	Travel	12 07 '04
5.04	Aviation Guide	Travel	20 09 '01
5.04	Fucking lights	Travel	09 10 '00
5.00	Broken tail light	Travel	17 08 '06
5.00	Mel Gibson charged	Travel	07 08 '06
5.00	Stop Sign	Travel	25 04 '07
5.00	George Bush	Travel	29 03 '07
5.00	Congress entrance	Travel	30 08 '06
5.00	State Highway Truck	Travel	30 08 '06
5.00	Cloudy hot day	Travel	25 08 '06
5.00	Travel regulations	Travel	17 08 '06
5.00	Terrorists target	Travel	15 08 '06
5.00	Fidel Castro	Travel	04 08 '06
5.00	Mel Gibson DUI	Travel	02 08 '06
5.00	Tour de France	Travel	31 07 '06
5.00	Walk the line	Travel	17 07 '06
5.00	Bush in Germany	Travel	13 07 '06
5.00	Better now?	Travel	12 07 '06
5.00	My stop	Travel	04 07 '06
5.00	Flight safety	Travel	28 06 '06
5.00	Prescription drugs	Travel	27 06 '06
5.00	Tooting by mistake	Travel	25 05 '06
5.00	Elderly man driving	Travel	08 05 '06
5.00	Debt to society	Travel	20 04 '06
5.00	Lost	Travel	20 04 '06
5.00	Where are we?	Travel	20 04 '06
5.00	Car-sized popsicle	Travel	09 04 '06
5.00	Golf accident	Travel	07 03 '06
5.00	Push starting	Travel	02 03 '06
5.00	Clunking sound	Travel	26 02 '06
5.00	Swimming to shore	Travel	01 02 '06
5.00	Amish carriage	Travel	09 01 '06
5.00	New taxi driver	Travel	14 12 '05
5.00	Pull Buddy	Travel	14 12 '05
5.00	The time is 8:45	Travel	13 11 '05
5.00	The quickest way	Travel	10 11 '05
5.00	Dad will be upset	Travel	31 10 '05
5.00	Prostitution	Travel	26 10 '05
5.00	Could I have a drink	Travel	11 10 '05
5.00	How expensive gas is	Travel	25 09 '05
5.00	Kimo the bus driver	Travel	21 09 '05
5.00	Hummers	Travel	03 07 '05
5.00	Iraq's car bombs	Travel	03 07 '05
5.00	Dramamines & condoms	Travel	05 05 '05
5.00	Bicycles	Travel	12 04 '05
5.00	Petrol price	Travel	29 03 '05
5.00	Things not to say	Travel	14 03 '05
5.00	A snails pace	Travel	14 03 '05
4.99	Car acronyms	Travel	07 03 '06
4.99	Who's driving?	Travel	21 11 '05
4.99	Advice for pilots	Travel	03 05 '05
4.99	Price of gas	Travel	25 03 '05
4.99	Railroad	Travel	02 02 '05
4.98	Appearance	Travel	20 01 '05
4.97	Troopers ball	Travel	22 02 '05
4.89	Seat belt	Travel	20 01 '05
4.82	Women drivers	Travel	26 06 '05
4.82	One Parachute Left	Travel	13 06 '03
4.81	Accident	Travel	20 08 '04
4.80	No Mercy	Travel	30 07 '03
4.74	Bananas on the train	Travel	18 10 '05
4.73	Sneaking aboard	Travel	13 12 '05
4.70	Backwards	Travel	04 01 '05
4.66	Highest gas prices	Travel	28 05 '06
4.66	Locked out	Travel	18 01 '06
4.61	Pick your favorite	Travel	20 01 '05
4.56	Only when drunk	Travel	27 08 '00
4.55	With our compliments	Travel	20 01 '05
4.53	Police	Travel	18 02 '04
4.53	Red Eyes	Travel	06 08 '03
4.50	Circle flies	Travel	01 09 '06
4.50	Truck drivers meal	Travel	23 08 '06
4.50	Cessna bird strikes	Travel	03 05 '05
4.49	Nervous old lady	Travel	08 03 '05
4.40	Screw-driver?	Travel	02 11 '05
4.35	We love you	Travel	20 01 '05
4.33	Getting a seat	Travel	21 02 '06
4.33	Delta pilots	Travel	12 10 '05
4.33	Petrol prices	Travel	11 09 '05
4.32	Cheney's office	Travel	10 10 '05
4.30	Air Traffic Control2	Travel	20 09 '01
4.24	Ride in a police car	Travel	04 07 '06
4.24	Massachusett drivers	Travel	12 06 '06
4.24	Airport mistletoe	Travel	21 12 '05
4.24	Bad drivers	Travel	19 04 '05
4.24	Missing car	Travel	08 02 '05
4.23	Still driving	Travel	01 02 '06
4.19	Bad breakfast	Travel	29 11 '05
4.18	Thanks for the ride	Travel	20 01 '05
4.16	Airline food	Travel	20 09 '01
4.15	Marooned	Travel	16 03 '05
4.15	Left behind	Travel	20 01 '05
4.15	Pilot vs engine	Travel	09 12 '04
4.02	Female Astronauts	Travel	20 07 '04
4.02	Plane from Chicago	Travel	20 09 '01
4.00	Gas station tax	Travel	25 04 '06
4.00	Poo Poo Poo	Travel	06 10 '05
4.00	Stolen steed	Travel	12 04 '05
3.99	Flying dangerously	Travel	29 04 '05
3.97	Ticket please!	Travel	06 07 '04
3.88	Lights out	Travel	04 11 '04
3.82	Co-pilot	Travel	02 03 '04
3.79	School bus driver	Travel	03 08 '05
3.74	Homesick	Travel	09 11 '05
3.74	Hot Car!	Travel	24 07 '03
3.65	Telephone lineman	Travel	04 12 '05
3.61	Who was that?	Travel	01 11 '04
3.60	Sobriety tests	Travel	13 03 '06
3.60	Chrysler	Travel	27 06 '05
3.58	Paint	Travel	24 09 '04
3.50	Rookie police office	Travel	11 04 '06
3.49	Confused soul	Travel	03 05 '05
3.48	$10 is $10	Travel	27 08 '00
3.43	Two passengers	Travel	14 09 '04
3.35	Crash landing	Travel	15 07 '04
3.33	Horse trip	Travel	24 05 '05
3.32	Airline food	Travel	24 03 '05
3.27	Seat belts	Travel	04 07 '06
3.23	You have a driver	Travel	06 08 '04
3.00	*I'm fuking bored**	Travel	21 08 '06
3.00	O'Hare Airport	Travel	21 08 '06
3.00	Visiting our allies	Travel	25 06 '06
3.00	Immigration lane	Travel	30 05 '06
3.00	Laura Bush's trip	Travel	25 05 '06
3.00	Old home	Travel	23 05 '06
3.00	Senator Ted Kennedy	Travel	17 05 '06
3.00	Shell sign	Travel	11 05 '06
3.00	Pat Kennedy crash	Travel	08 05 '06
3.00	Empty seat	Travel	08 05 '06
3.00	2nd anniversary	Travel	25 04 '06
3.00	Gas for a dollar	Travel	25 04 '06
3.00	Expensive battery	Travel	23 04 '06
3.00	What's this place?	Travel	01 02 '06
3.00	Police trap	Travel	11 01 '06
3.00	Holiday traffic	Travel	10 01 '06
3.00	Runaway to Iraq	Travel	10 01 '06
3.00	Hotel Bill	Travel	09 01 '06
3.00	New bug	Travel	05 12 '05
3.00	Another blanket	Travel	21 09 '05
3.00	Fat chick	Travel	19 10 '04
2.99	Bono & hitchhikers	Travel	22 03 '05
2.82	Dizzy	Travel	17 05 '05
2.68	Air TrafficControl	Travel	20 09 '01
2.24	Amish Mechanic	Travel	07 02 '06
1.75	Friday 13th	Travel	27 08 '00
1.02	Black box first	Travel	03 10 '00
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