document.write(""); var expMinutes = 3000; // number of minutes the cookie should last function GetCookie (name) { var arg = name + "="; var alen = arg.length; var clen = document.cookie.length; var i = 0; while (i < clen) { var j = i + alen; if (document.cookie.substring(i, j) == arg) return getCookieVal (j); i = document.cookie.indexOf(" ", i) + 1; if (i == 0) break; } return null; } function SetCookie (name, value) { var argv = SetCookie.arguments; var argc = SetCookie.arguments.length; var expires = (argc > 2) ? argv[2] : null; var path = (argc > 3) ? argv[3] : null; var domain = (argc > 4) ? argv[4] : null; var secure = (argc > 5) ? argv[5] : false; document.cookie = name + "=" + escape (value) + ((expires == null) ? "" : ("; expires=" + expires.toGMTString())) + ((path == null) ? "" : ("; path=" + path)) + ((domain == null) ? "" : ("; domain=" + domain)) + ((secure == true) ? "; secure" : ""); } function DeleteCookie (name) { var exp = new Date(); exp.setTime (exp.getTime() - 1); var cval = GetCookie (name); document.cookie = name + "=" + cval + "; expires=" + exp.toGMTString(); } var exp = new Date(); exp.setTime(exp.getTime() + (expMinutes*60*1000)); function amt(){ var popup = GetCookie('popup') if(popup == null) { SetCookie('popup','1') return 1 } else { var newpopup = parseInt(popup) + 1; DeleteCookie('popup') SetCookie('popup',newpopup,exp) return popup } } function getCookieVal(offset) { var endstr = document.cookie.indexOf (";", offset); if (endstr == -1) endstr = document.cookie.length; return unescape(document.cookie.substring(offset, endstr)); } function checkpopup() { var popup = GetCookie('popup'); if (popup == null) { popup=1; SetCookie('popup', popup, exp); //MyWindow1=window.open('http://www.aaronsjokes.com/short/satellite_tv.htm','under','width=525,height=375,location=no,menubar=no,resizable=no,scrollbars=no,status=no,titlebar=no,toolbar=no,hotkeys=no'); //MyWindow1=window.open('http://www.aaronsjokes.com/newyear/index.html'); //document.write (""); //window.focus(); } else { popup++; SetCookie('popup', popup, exp); } } checkpopup();