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Let herself go
This fellow comes into a pharmacy and asks for a vial of Cyanide. The pharmacist, trying to keep a professional posture, asked what he wanted it for. He answered, "I want to kill my wife." "I'm sorry Sir," the pharmacist replied, "but you will have to understand under such circumstances I can't sell you any Cyanide." The guy reaches into his wallet and produces a photo of this beautiful slim woman. The pharmacist looks at the photo and comments how attractive the woman looks. The guy then produces another photo, this time of a woman who is so fat she would give the Hindenburg a run for its money. The pharmacist say's, "My God, is that the mother?" The guy replies, "No that's my wife after we got married! She just let herself go!" The pharmacist say's, "I am sorry Sir, let me that Cyanide for you... I didn't realize you had a prescription." 
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