A woman found out that her husband was cheating on her while stationed in Iraq a few months ago.
So she sends him this care package. He is excited to get a package from his wife back home.
He finds that it contains a batch of home made cookies and a VHS tape of his favorite TV shows.
He invites a couple of his buddies over and they're all sitting around having a great time eating the cookies and watching some episodes of South Park.
Right in the middle of one episode the tape cuts to a home video of his wife on her knees sucking his best friend's ding dong.
After a few seconds, he blows his load in her pie hole and she turns and spits the load right into the mixing bowl of cookie dough.