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North Korea

Over the weekend, North Korea, seen here in parade form, stunned the world by agreeing to end its nuclear weapons program in exchange for a White House pledge not to invade them.

The surprise breakthrough in the talks made banner headlines -- until the next day when unfortunately North Korea backed out and vowed to keep its weapons until Washington gave it a nuclear reactor.

Now I understand that Kim Jong Il enjoys Western entertainment, so, on the off chance that he may be watching this program, I would like to take a moment to address the dear leader.

... Listen f---head, you got the Bush administration to promise not to attack you. Don't blow that. Mexico can't even get that!!!

Every day, Canadians check the map to make sure we didn't move the border on them overnight.

-Jon Stewart
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