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Not from my parish
Two pedophiles were walking down the street one day when they came across a pair of small lacey knickers on the ground.
The first one picks them up, smells them and goes, "Aahhh... A seven year old girl."
The other grabs them from him and also takes a smell and goes, "No, no ... Definitely an eight year old girl!"
The two of them are them smelling them in turns and arguing. "An eightyear old!"
"No, a seven year old!"
"Definitely an eight year old!".... and so on.
The local priest is walking past as the two men argue and can't help but ask them what the commotion is all about.
The first pedophile tells the priest, and asks him if he could sort out the argument.
So the priest takes the knickers, has a good long sniff, and after pondering for a few moments he looks at the two men and says:
"Definitely an eight-year-old boy!... but not from my parish!"
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