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New car
A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any beat-up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range. "Look!" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 10 seconds or less and my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me." For her birthday, he bought her a brand new set of bathroom scales. Nobody has seen or heard from him since. 
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