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The Lone Ranger

A teacher cautiously approaches the subject of sex education with her Grade Two class because she realizes Little Johnny's habit of using sexual innuendo is going to cause some trouble.

Johnny remains attentive throughout the whole class and, finally, the teacher asks for examples of sex education from the class.

One little boy raises his hand, 'I saw a bird in her nest with some eggs.'

`Very good, William,' said the teacher.

'My mummy had a baby,' said little Esther.

'Oh, that's nice,' replied the teacher.

Finally, Little Johnny raises his hand. With much fear and trepidation, the teacher calls on him. 'I was watching TV yesterday and I saw the Lone Ranger. He was surrounded by hundreds and hundreds of Indians. And they all attacked at one time. And he killed every one of them with his two guns.'

The teacher was relieved but puzzled, 'And what does that have to do with sex education, Johnny?'

'It'll teach those Indians not to f*** with the Lone Ranger.'
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