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Stranded

There are three premiership teams stranded in a desert - Manchester United, Liverpool and Arsenal.

They have been there for one week when they finally come across a dead camel.

The Man United players say 'As we're
Manchester United, we'll have the chest.'

The Liverpool players say 'As we're LIVERpool, we'll have the liver.'

'We're not hungry,' say the Arsenal players.
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