Aarons Jokes

 Joke in Email
Get a daily joke in your Email
It's FREE

Discount Prescription Drugs Online
Tramadol
Ortho TriCyclen
Acyclovir
Valtrex
Cialis
Levitra
Viagra
Fioricet
Ultram
Ultracet
Soma
Zithromax
Amoxicillin
Tamiflu

 Joke Search

 
 Jokes | All Jokes
For the sick

A little girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill.

"Mommy," she said, "can we leave now?"

"No" her mother replied.

"Well, I think I have to throw up!"

"Then go out the front door and around to the back of the church and throw up behind a bush."

After about 60 seconds the little girl returned to her seat.

"Did you throw up?" Mom asked.

"Yes."

"How could you have gone all the way to the back of the church and returned so quickly?"

"I didn't have to go out of the church, Mommy. They have a box next to the front door that says, 'For the Sick'."
Rate this joke
<<< Previous joke  Next joke >>>
joke 8785  joke 8787
 

 Joke Categories
100% true stories | adult | bad taste | bar | bill clinton | blonde jokes | clean | computer | dirty jokes | ethnic | kid | knock knock | lawyer | little jonny | marriage and wedding | men | one liner | redneck | religious | travel-transport | viagra | women | all other jokes

 Other Funny Sites
The Grin Room | Amazing Funny Pics & Jokes | Nu Jokes | Amazing Humor | Top Jokes | Religious jokes

 

© 2000-2002 Aarons Jokes a division of ecommerce magic ltd
subscribe-unsubscribe to mailing list | site map




jokes | Religious jokes | Nu Jokes site map
2008/10/7 2:3:0