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Aussie Rape

A woman walked into a police station and went up to the reception desk.

"I've just been raped" she complained to the desk sergeant.

The sergeant took down her personal details and then asked her, "Did you
get a look at your assailant Miss ?".

"I sure did. He was a New Zealand cricketer" she replied.

"How do you know he was a cricketer ?" asked the sergeant.

"Well he was dressed all in white. White shirt, pants and shoes" replied the woman.

"Could he possibly have been an outdoor bowler Miss, as they also wear white clothing ?" questioned the sergeant.

"No, he was definitely a cricketer. He still had his pads on" came her
reply.

"OK, so he's a cricketer. How do you know he's a New Zealand cricketer?"
asked the sergeant.

Woman replied, "Well he had to be, he wasn't in for long !!!"
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