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Duck hunting
A husband walks in his house one early morning and he sees his wife sitting in the rocking chair and tells her "Come on honey, we're going duck hunting!" She plainly replies, "No, we are not going duck hunting." So the husband replies "YES, WE ARE GOING DUCK HUNTING!!" so the wife then asks him "Do I have any alternatives?". The husband thinks for a little while and says, "Well, you can come duck hunting with me, give me a blowjob, or let me have anal sex with you. I'll give you about 20-25 minutes for your decision, which will give me enough time to load up the dog, get the truck warmed-up, and let me load up my shotgun." So, the husband walks back into the house after completing his tasks and says, "What will it be?" The wife replies "I guess I will give you a blowjob!" She gets down on her knees and starts going at it, then she yells out, "Damn, your dick tastes like shit!!!" The husband replies, "I know, the dog didn't want to go either." 
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