An Indian Chief went down to the local trading post and the storekeeper asked him what he needed.
"Me needum butt wipe paper".
"Well Chief", the storekeeper said "we have 2 kinds". "The first one is Charmin and it's a buck a roll", "but we have this other no-name brand that's only 25 cents a roll"
"Me takum no-name" the Chief says. A week later the Chief goes back to the trading post and tells the shopkeeper, "Me haveum name for that paper".
"Yeah Chief what's the name" the storekeeper asks.