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Car ads explained

If the ad claims... It really means

"Rough condition"... Too bad to lie about

"Parts car"... Beyond repair

"Immaculate"... Recently washed

"Engine quiet"... If you use 90-weight oil

"Needs minor overhaul"... Needs engine

"Needs major overhaul"... Phone the junkyard

"Burns no oil"... It all leaks out

"Drive it away"... I live on a hill

"Drive it anywhere"... Within 10 miles

"Desirable classic"... No one wants it.

"Rare classic"... No one wanted it even when it was new.

"Stored 20 years"... (In a farmer's field)

"Ran when stored"... Won't start

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