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Car ads explained
If the ad claims... It really means
"Rough condition"... Too bad to lie about
"Parts car"... Beyond repair
"Immaculate"... Recently washed
"Engine quiet"... If you use 90-weight oil
"Needs minor overhaul"... Needs engine
"Needs major overhaul"... Phone the junkyard
"Burns no oil"... It all leaks out
"Drive it away"... I live on a hill
"Drive it anywhere"... Within 10 miles
"Desirable classic"... No one wants it.
"Rare classic"... No one wanted it even when it was new.
"Stored 20 years"... (In a farmer's field)
"Ran when stored"... Won't start
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Edited by Calamjo
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