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3 Wishes

Once there was a rabbit and a bear who lived in a magical forest. This magical forest was said to have a magical golden frog that would grant any 3 wishes that a person asked it, the catch being that you would have to find it first.

Now the rabbit and the bear hated each other, because as we all know, bears eat rabbits.

One day, the rabbit was hopping at the edge of a clearing. On the other side the bear was plodding around as well -- although neither saw each other. When they both reached the middle at the same time they both spotted the golden frog.

The frog turned to each of them and said, "You have both found me, therefore I will grant each of you 3 wishes."

The bear, being a bachelor, immediately stated, "I wish all the bears in this forest were female." And POOF, they were all female.

The rabbit then said, "I wish I had a helmet." And POOF, he got a helmet.

Now this just made the bear furious. "Why would you waste a perfectly good wish on a stupid helmet??? You could get a helmet any day! You better make your next wish better or else..."

Since the rabbits turn was over, the bear thought for a moment and exclaimed, "I wish all the bears in this state were female." And POOF, they were all female.

The rabbit then said, "I wish I had a motorcycle." And POOF, a motorcycle appeared in front of the rabbit.

This made the bear more mad than ever. "Now you've wasted two wishes! If you don't make this last wish a good one, then you're going to be very sorry..."

After a moment of thought, the bear then proclaimed, "I wish that all the bears in the world were female." And POOF, they were all female.

Now the rabbit was getting nervous, so he strapped in his helmet and hopped on the bike and started to drive away.

Just before he got out of earshot, he yelled back, "I wish that bear was gay!"

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Edited by Curtis

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