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Pay by the inch
Three friends decided to visit a prostitute. It was a slow night, so she gave the guys a deal. "You can pay by the inch," she said. The first man leaves with the hooker, and comes back out. "How much did she charge you?" asked the other two. "$75 dollars," said the first. The second guy goes in, and returns after paying a fee of $85. The first two were proud of their prowess. The third man goes in and returns. "How much did she charge you?" the first two asked. "$20 dollars," replies the third. The first two start laughing hysterically. "Hey guys," replied the third, "I'm not so stupid, I paid on the way out instead of on the way in!" Submitted by Curtis Edited by Yisman 
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