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#10 Golfer: ''I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.'' Caddy: ''Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth.'' #9 Golfer: ''Think I'm gonna go drown myself in the lake.'' Caddy: ''Think you can keep your head down that long?'' #8 Golfer: ''Do you think my game is improving?'' Caddy: ''Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now.'' #7 Golfer: ''Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?'' Caddy: "Eventually.'' #6 Golfer: ''You've got to be the worst caddy in the world.'' Caddy: ''I don't think so, sir. That would be too much of a coincidence.'' #5 Golfer: ''Please stop checking your watch. It's too much of a distraction.'' Caddy: ''It's not a watch. It's a compass.'' #4 Golfer: ''How do you like my game?'' Caddy: ''Very good, sir. But personally, I prefer golf.'' #3 Golfer: ''Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?'' Caddy: ''The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day.'' #2 Golfer: ''This is the worst course I've ever played on.'' Caddy: ''This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago.'' #1 Best Caddy Comment Golfer: ''That can't be my ball; it's too old.'' Caddy: ''It's been a long time since we teed off, sir.'' Submitted by Glaci Edited by Yisman 
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