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With that?

The wife had had a hard day with the kids, her husband came home in a foul mood, and not much was said at all during a dinner which no one seemed to like.

After the kids were bathed and bedded, she took a long, leisurely bath and crawled into bed, only to have an unwashed, slightly drunken husband come into the bedroom, rip off his clothes, climb into bed and drop on top of her.

"Get off of me, will you?" she demanded.

"What's the matter, am I hurting you?" the husband demanded to know.

"No, you're not hurting me, you're annoying me. How in the heck did you ever imagine you could hurt me with THAT?"

Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Yisman
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