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So stupid 2
~ she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
~ if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change back.
~ they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.
~ under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."
~ she tripped over a cordless phone.
~ she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
~ at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here"... she put 'Sagittarius.'
~ she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
~ it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
~ if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless.
Submitted by Yisman
Edited by Calamjo
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