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An old Montana rancher hates wearing his seat belt. One day, he's driving on the highway with his wife and sees a state trooper behind him. He says to his wife, "Quick, take the wheel! I've got to put my seat belt on!" She does, and right then, the trooper pulls them over. He walks up to the car and says to the rancher, �Say, I noticed you weren�t wearing your seat belt.� The rancher says, "I was, but you don't have to take my word for it. My wife is a good Christian, ask her. She'll tell you the truth. She doesn't lie about anything." So the cop asks the wife. The wife says, "I've been married to Buck for 20 years, officer, and one thing I've learned in all that time is this: You never argue with him when he's drunk." Submitted by Curtis Edited by Tantilazing 
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