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* If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

* If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

* Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? OOpps...

* Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

* If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?

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* If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?

* If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

* If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

* If working hours are meant for working, then why are you reading this???

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