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Blind as a bat

A vampire bat comes flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parks himself on the ceiling of the cave.

Pretty soon all the other bats smell the blood and begin hassling him about where he got it.

He tells them to leave him alone, but they persist until he finally gives in.

"OK, OK. See that tree out there?" he asks, pointing through the mouth of the cave.

"Yes, yes, yes!", the bats all scream in a frenzy.

"Good"' says the first bat. "Because I didn't!"

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo
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