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Warm worms
It's a cold winter day, and an old man walks out onto a frozen lake, cuts a hole in the ice, drops in his fishing line and waits patiently for a bite.
He's there for almost an hour, without even a nibble, when a young boy walks out onto the ice and cuts a hole next to him.
The boy drops in his line and minutes later hooks a large pickerel.
Very quickly, he pulls in another large catch. After watching the process repeat itself a few more times, the old man can't take it any longer.
"Son, you've been here only a few minutes and have caught a half-dozen fish! How do you do it?"
The boy responds, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rrarm."
"What was that?" the old man asks.
"Roo raf roo reep ra rums rrarm," says the boy.
"Look," says the old man, "I can't understand a word you're saying."
Annoyed,the boy spits a pile of squirming worms into his hand and says, "You have to keep the worms warm!"
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Yisman
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