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Raise the dead

A middle aged couple is watching TV when an Evangalist comes on and promises to heal the sick.

"If only you would pray with him and place your right hand in the air and place your left hand on the afflicted area."

So the man places his right hand in the air and his left hand on his crotch.

Seeing this, his wife says, "Gee honey, he said 'heal the sick', not raise the dead!"

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo
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