It was a student nurses first day on the Maternity ward. In order to make a good impression, she went straight to the Senior nurse and asked if their was anything she could do to help.
The Senior nurse was pleased with her enthusiasm and said, "Yes, thank you. Here is little Matthew, he hasn't been well lately and you could give him a bath while I attend to the other babies."
After 40 minutes the Senior nurse began to wonder where the student nurse had got to, so she went for a look. When she looked into the bathroom she saw the student nurse there with two fingers up the baby's nose, swilling him around the bath.
"What are you doing", screamed the Senior nurse. "That's not how you bathe a baby!"
"It is when the water's this hot!" Replied the student.