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Summer vacation

It was the first day of school.

Each member of this third grade class had to go up to the black board and draw a representation of their summer.

Little Johnny got up and drew a dot.

The teacher asked him what it was supposed to represent.

He replied, "It is a period."

The teacher said, "What does that have to do with your summer?"

Johnny said, "Well, my 15 year-old sister couldn't find hers, so my mom fainted, my dad had a heart attack, and the 21 year-old guy next door shot himself!"

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