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Cookie bribes
Once there was this boy who liked this girl. The girl LOVED cookies. One day, the boy said to the girl "I'll give you five cookies if you come home with me." She said ok. As soon as they got home, the boy said to her "I'll give you 15 cookies if you come upstairs into my room with me" She said ok. When they got up, the boy said "I'll give you 35 cookies if you lay on the bed with me" She said ok again. When they were on the bed, he said "I'll give you 50 cookies if you get naked and dance like a stripper on that pole over there" Again she said ok. After she was naked and finished with her dance, he said "I'll give you 100 cookies if you have tear my clothes off with your teeth and have sex with me" Naturally she said ok. While they were having sex, the boys parents walked in and said "Hump her, Danny, hump her!" and that's exactly what he did! Submitted by Admin Edited by Curtis 
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