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Newly weds
About to be newlywed and still a virgin, a man asks his best of pals for help on the big night. Since it would be foreseeably disasterous to merely lend advice, the men agree to have the friend stay in the next room of a suggested hotel. "The walls are paper thin, we'll be able to talk when you come to the bathroom." So the big night comes, and the men are ready. First entering the room, the groom excuses himself, and heads for the bathroom. "Hey, you there?" "Yeah, now..." During this time, the bride had to use the bathroom something awful, but wanted to leave her husband room to do whatever it was that was taking so long. Beginning to pace, she waits. " ... Now, just aim for the hole, and follow my advice, and everything should be fine. " As they chatted more, the bride couldn't hold it any longer, and dragged out a shoe box. Finally making her stomach feel better, she quickly shoves the shit box back under the flimsy bed, and awaits her husband who's just walking out of the bathroom, naked and ready. Hoping to be romantically daring, he jumps on the bed, which causes it to collapse. The shoe box explodes and he screams, "Oh shit!" To which the pal in the bathroom next door yells, "Wrong hole!" Submitted by whisperin_bullhorn Edited by Calamjo 
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