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Man in California

Once there was a man in California. He was standing on a beach when God appeared to him.

God said, "You've been a good man all your life and now I want to grant you one wish. Go ahead and wish for whatever you want."

The man thought for a minute and then replied: "You know, I've always wanted to go to Hawaii. Could you build me a highway to Hawaii so that I can drive there whenever I want?"

God exclaimed, "That's impossible! The logistics....the engineering... I can't do that! Wish for something else."

So the man told God, "I've never been able to understand women. Could you give me the power to understand women?"


Submitted by Curtis
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