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Little Johnny sees that his friend at school has a new watch so he asks him how he got it.

"I waited until I heard the bedsprings squeaking in my folk`s bedroom and then I ran in. My father gave me a watch to get rid of me," replied the little friend.

Little Johnny, thinking that this was a cool idea goes home and waits until he hears the bedsprings squeaking rhythmically and then runs into his folk`s bedroom.

"What do YOU want?!" asks the father gruffly.

"I want a watch!" says Johnny.

"Well then, sit down and shut up!" Dad replies.

Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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