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Johnny and his father were walking through the park.

Johnny suddenly killed a bee.

Johnny's father said, "Son, since you killed that bee you shall not get any honey for a year."

He and Johnny started walking again, then Johnny killed a butterfly.

Johnny's father said to him, "Son, since you killed that butterfly you shall not get any butter for a year."

When Johnny and his father got home Johnny's mother had dinner on the table waiting for them.

They all sat down and Johnny's mother saw a cockroach on the floor.

She picked up her shoe and killed it. Johnny said, "Dad, should I tell her?"

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