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A priest is driving down to New York to see a show, and he's stopped in Connecticut for speeding.

Smelling alcohol on the good father's breath and noticing a wine bottle on the passenger's seat, the state trooper asks, "Sir, have you been drinking?"

The minister replies, "Just water."

"Then, why do I smell wine?" the trooper inquires.

The minister looks down at the bottle and exclaims, "Good Lord, he's done it again!"

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo
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