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Female prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep. One who's handsome, smart and strong, One whose thingy is thick and long! One who thinks before he speaks, When he promises to call, he won't wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed, And when I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair & opens the door, Massages my back & begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind, Knows just what to say when I ask " how big's my behind?" One who will make love till my body's a twitchin',In the hall, the shower, the garden and kitchen! I pray that this man will love me no-end, And never attempt to shag my best friend. And as I kneel and pray by my bed, I look at the jackass you sent me instead! A-Man Submitted by Tantilazing Edited by Calamjo 
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