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Uncle Max was 89 years old and he wanted to marry a 24 year old girl.

I told him, "You can't marry a 24 year old girl."

He said, "Why not?"

I said, "If you marry a 24 year old girl, you'll have to have sex with her and that could be fatal!"

He thought about it a moment, shrugged his shoulders and said, "Well if she dies, she dies!"

Submitted by Curtis
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