At a divorce hearing, the wife's barrister asked the Essex girl whom he was cross examining:
"So, Sharon. On the night of November 23rd last year, at approximately 01:30am, in the place known as 'Lover's Lane' did the defendant, my client's husband, have sexual intercourse with you?"
"Yeah, he did," whispered the Essex girl, her head bowed.
"And on that occasion, did the defendant, to the best of your knowledge, have a climax?" the barrister went on.
"Oh no," she answered. "I fink 'e 'ad one of them fancy Mitsubishis."