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There was a man who just had been bashed up outside a night club,when he awoke he was in hospital with tubes in his arms and an oxygen mask on.

Just then a hot looking nurse came in and started to check his IV and tubes in his arms.

Then he moaned, "ARE MY TESTICLES BLACK?"

"Pardon?" said the nurse.

"ARE MY TESTICLES BLACK?"

"Sorry," she said. "I'm not qualified to check that."

Again he says, "ARE MY TESTICLES BLACK?"

Feeling sorry for him she says OK she'll check.

She picks them up and examines them and his penis then covers them up.

"Nope," she says, "there all OK".

He slowly reaches up takes off his oxygen mask and says, "THAT WAS VERY NICE DEAR BUT ARE MY TEST RESULTS BACK?"

Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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