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Toast and juice

Not long after their wedding, Scott and Lisa awake early one morning.

They are up for quite a while before they meet in the kitchen.

Marriage has been agreeing with Scott, and he greets his new wife with glee. “Sweetheart,” he says, “if you’ll just make the toast and pour the juice, breakfast will be ready.”

“Great! What are we having?” asks Lisa.

“Toast and juice,” replies Scott.

Submitted by Curtis
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