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The president is awakened during the night by an urgent call from the Pentagon. “Mr. President,” the general says, “there’s good news and there’s bad news.” “Oh no,” the president sighs. “Well, go ahead, give me the bad news first.” “The bad news, sir, is that we’ve been invaded by creatures from another planet.” “Dear God!” the president exclaims. “And the good news?” “The good news,” the general says, “is that they eat reporters and piss oil.” Submitted by Curtis Edited by Calamjo 
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