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Love thy teacher
A boy comes home from school one day and excitedly tells his father, “Guess what? I had sex with my teacher today!”
The father smiles and says, “I’m proud of you, son.
You’re a bit young, but the day a man loses his virginity is a day to celebrate.
I’ll take you out for a fancy dinner, then I’ll buy you a new bicycle!”
“Dinner sounds great, Dad,” the son replies, “but can we hold off on the bike?
My butt is still a little sore.”
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo
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