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Blind golf

Stevie Wonder bumps into Jack Nicklaus at a charity event and says, "Hey, Jack, we should go out and play a round of golf sometime."

"No offense, Stevie, but you池e blind. How the hell can you play golf?"

"Easy," Stevie says. "I have a guy who stands next to the hole and whistles. Then I hit it toward the sound. I知 actually quite good."

"Yeah, sure," Jack says in disbelief.

"I知 serious," Stevie says, "I値l even bet I壇 shoot a better score than you."

"C知on, Stevie, I壇 never take your money like that."

"I知 telling you," Stevie says confidently, "I知 certain I would win."

"OK," Jack says, "when will we play?"

Stevie replies, "How about tonight?"

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Yisman
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