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A little old lady calls 911.

When the operator answers, she yells, "Help, send the police to my house right away. There's a damn Republican on my front porch and he's playing with himself."

"What?" the operator exclaimed.

"I said there is a damn Republican on my front porch playing with himself and he's weird, I don't know him and I'm afraid! Please send the police," the little old lady repeated.

"Well, now, how do you know he's a Republican?"

"Because, you damn fool, if it was a Democrat, he'd be screwing somebody!"

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Yisman
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