|
Discount Prescription Drugs Online Tramadol Ortho TriCyclen Acyclovir Valtrex Cialis Levitra Viagra Fioricet Ultram Ultracet Soma Zithromax Amoxicillin Tamiflu |
| Jokes | All Jokes |
|
Growing old
1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. 2) Insanity is my only means of relaxation. 3) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get. 4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster. 5) One of life's mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a person gain five pounds. 6) God put me on earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind, I will live forever. 7) I finally got my head together, and my body fell apart. 8 ) There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is already full. 9) Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today. 10) Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness. 11) Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it. Submitted by Calamjo Edited by Curtis 
<<< Previous joke Next joke >>> joke 6850 joke 6852 |