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Bald head
A farmer and his wife are given the gift of a parrot from a relative. The parrot being a male sneaks out and screws the next door neighbors turkeys and rushes back home before being caught in the act. The next door neighbors knock on the door and explain what the parrot has been doing. The owners of the parrot reprimand him and tell him if he doesn't stop it he's going to shave the parrot's head. That night the parrot, overcome with desire, sneaks out again and screws his neighbors turkeys again. The next morning the owner ties the bird down and proceeds to shave his head. The following morning is the farmers daughter's wedding, and in order to please the relative that gave them the parrot they sit the parrot on a piano and tell him for his punishment he has to greet all the guests and tell them where to sit in the church. The parrot is doing fine. "Groom's side to the left and Bride's side to the right." Then two bald guys walk in and he says, "And you two turkey fuckers, up on the piano with me." Submitted by Calamjo Edited by Yisman 
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