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Womens t's

Slogans for women's T-shirts:
• I'm out of estrogen - I have a gun.

• Guys have feelings too. But like... who cares?

• I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.

• Next mood swing: six minutes.

• And your point is?

• I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.

• I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.

• Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.

• Of course I don't look busy... I did it right the first time.

• Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?

• I'm multi-talented: I can talk and annoy you at the same time.

• Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.

• You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP

• All stressed out and no one to choke.

• I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.

• How can I miss you if you won't go away?

• Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.

• Objects under this shirt are larger than they appear.
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