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Golf

Two women were playing golf one sunny morning.

The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly towards a foursome of men playing the next hole.

Indeed the ball hit one of the men and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch and fell to the ground where he proceeded to roll around in evident agony.

The woman rushed over to the man and began to apologize. "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me."

"Ummph, oooh, nooo, I'll be alright...I'll be fine in a few minutes," he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at the crotch.

But she persisted and he finally allowed her to help him.

She gently took his hands away and loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She began to massage him.

She then asked him, "How does that feel now?"

The man replied, "That feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell."

Submitted by YBootyfull
Edited by Curtis
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