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Can't chance it!
A guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and mother-in-law. Halfway through their trip, the mother-in-law dies. So the guy goes to an undertaker, who explains that they can ship the body home, but it'll cost $5,000 or they can bury her in the Holy Land for $150. "We'll ship her home," says the son-in-law. "Are you sure?" asks the undertaker. "That's an awfully big expense and I can assure you that we do a very nice burial here." "Look," says the son-in-law, "two thousand years ago they buried a guy here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance." Submitted by Calamjo Edited by Yisman 
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