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Desperate
A lady, desperate for companionship took out an ad in the local paper. It read: I need a man who won't beat me up... won't run away with other women, but he's gotta be great in bed. The next day the doorbell rang, and she found a quadrapalegic on her doorstep. "You have no arms." she said. He answered, "I won't beat you." "You have no legs." she protested. He said, "I won't run away with other women!" Embarassed she inquired, "How can you be great in bed?" He answers, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?" Submitted by Glaci Edited by Curtis 
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