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Look at my clock!
Bill Clinton is sitting next to a White House intern one day at a gathering. The President says to her, "Would you like to come to the Oval office and see my clock?" She says, "No, Mr. President, I don't think so." The President replies, "Please. I'd really like to show it to you." "No, Mr. President, I really can't." "Come on. Come and see my clock. It'll only take a minute." "All right. If it won't take long." They go to the Oval Office. The President sits down, unzips his pants, and pulls out his dick. The intern says, "That's not a clock, it's a cock." To which the President says, "If you put two hands and a face on it, it's a clock, sweetheart." Submitted by Glaci Edited by Curtis and Yisman 
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