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Idle Conversation

A bored guy sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation.

He turns to bartender and says, "Hey, about those Democrats in the Congress..."

"STOP pal, I don't allow talk about politics in my bar!" interrupted the bartender.

A few minutes later the guy tried again, "People say about the Pope..."
"NO religion talk, either," the bartender cuts in.

One more try to break the boredom," I thought the Yankees would..."

"NO sports talk...That's how fights start in bars!" the barman said.

"Look, how about sex. Can I talk to you about sex?"

"Sure, that we can talk about." replies the barkeep.

"GREAT... GO SCREW YOURSELF!"

Submitted by Glaci
Edited by Curtis
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