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Little leprechaun

A little boy asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, so she said "yes."

When he went to wipe his bum there was no toilet paper so he used his hands.

When he got back to class his teacher asked, "What do you have in your hand?"

The boy said, "A little leprechaun, and if I open my hand he'll get scared and run away."

The teacher asked him to open his hand, he refused, saying, "He will get scared and run away."

Then his teacher yelled, "Open your hand!"

So, he opens his hand and said, "Look, you scared the crap out of him!"

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Glaci
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